“It’s looking as if we’re going to have to do a U-turn over the A-level and GCSE results,” Boris Johnson had said. And we both know from personal experience how disastrous that can be.”“No choice, I’m afraid,” Boris replied. Weren’t we supposed to be levelling up the country?”“Well, I gave you a job, didn’t I?”“Seriously, Boris. What am I going to say that doesn’t make me look like a hopeless numpty?”“What do you ever say that doesn’t make you look like a hopeless numpty? There’s no way Boris is going to sack you over this.

Source: The Guardian August 17, 2020 19:04 UTC